Now what?

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
09/27/2013 at 17:34 • Filed to: None

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Google Maps directions to the restaurant for dinner tonight. Am I supposed to jump the last bit? Push the "A" button on my Mach 5?


DISCUSSION (29)


Kinja'd!!! AbigGRNboot > ttyymmnn
09/27/2013 at 17:36

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Use the "O" button for offroad. Also handy for the ladies.


Kinja'd!!! maximillious > ttyymmnn
09/27/2013 at 17:40

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Asshat parking

:Screw kinja for messing this up in advance


Kinja'd!!! maximillious > maximillious
09/27/2013 at 17:40

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WOOOOHOOO Kinja Worked!!!!


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > ttyymmnn
09/27/2013 at 17:42

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What??? How's Goole Maps supposed to know you don't own a hover-car, I mean everyone has those nowadays. :)


Kinja'd!!! dinobot666 > ttyymmnn
09/27/2013 at 17:43

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What on earth is leaking out of this place? Perhaps you should dine elsewhere.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > dinobot666
09/27/2013 at 17:43

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It was under construction when the sat picture was taken.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Tom McParland
09/27/2013 at 17:45

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When my kids were still young (younger than they are now), a friend said I shouldn't bother taking them to a restaurant, that I should just drive past, roll the window down, and throw my money out. Perhaps this is what he meant. Or else, I'm supposed to drive by and lob a grenade at the place.


Kinja'd!!! dinobot666 > ttyymmnn
09/27/2013 at 17:45

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Whew. And here I thought it was some kind of dumpster juice slurry or something.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Kiwi Zorro > ttyymmnn
09/27/2013 at 17:45

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3: Head east on Wolle Lane towards Hoppe Trail.

4: Turn left onto N Hoppe Trail.

5: Abandon your vehicle then start walking to your destination.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > maximillious
09/27/2013 at 17:45

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That's a dumpster. The place was being renovated when this was taken (former Bennigan's).


Kinja'd!!! maximillious > ttyymmnn
09/27/2013 at 17:46

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haha I thought it was like a land yacht... like a hoopdy ass Lincoln Continental or something

Well still asshat parking job by that dumpster then


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > ttyymmnn
09/27/2013 at 17:52

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Proof Apple's Maps app still sucks, after a year.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
09/27/2013 at 17:53

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This was Google.


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > ttyymmnn
09/27/2013 at 17:54

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Get the fried green tomatoes.


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > ttyymmnn
09/27/2013 at 17:56

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I fail.


Kinja'd!!! MoparKetchup > ttyymmnn
09/27/2013 at 17:57

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Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > MoparKetchup
09/27/2013 at 18:11

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What is that from?


Kinja'd!!! Lets Just Drive > ttyymmnn
09/27/2013 at 18:11

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This, right here, is why I fear the day that Google Cars abound... and rebound off of the curbs they didn't know were there, or the pesky pedestrians who just won't hold the fuck still!


Kinja'd!!! MoparKetchup > ttyymmnn
09/27/2013 at 18:17

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The first Grand Theft Auto game.

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Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > MoparKetchup
09/27/2013 at 18:18

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Interesting evolution. I've never played any of them.


Kinja'd!!! MoparKetchup > ttyymmnn
09/27/2013 at 18:27

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Kinja'd!!! Icemanmaybeirunoutofthetalents > ttyymmnn
09/27/2013 at 18:31

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Been there before?
Also, atleast you're asking the question and not driving into a lake because the gps said so :)


Kinja'd!!! rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S > ttyymmnn
09/27/2013 at 18:31

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Well, the road is called Hoppe, so I guess you just hop on over. /groan


Kinja'd!!! Clown Shoe Pilot > ttyymmnn
09/27/2013 at 18:36

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mmmmm Jack Allen's is delicious.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Clown Shoe Pilot
09/27/2013 at 18:39

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Never been there. But lots of folks make yummy noises when they talk about it.


Kinja'd!!! Clown Shoe Pilot > ttyymmnn
09/27/2013 at 18:41

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i haven't been to the one in Round Rock, but the Oak Park location is fantastic.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > rb1971 ARGQF+CayenneTurbo+E9+328GTS+R90S
09/27/2013 at 18:41

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You're the first one to notice it. I hadn't caught it either.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Clown Shoe Pilot
09/27/2013 at 18:42

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Well, we're going to the RR location (which you might have guessed from the map). I'll let you know.


Kinja'd!!! Pitchblende > ttyymmnn
09/27/2013 at 19:09

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Easy, since you are driving purely on information given by a computer you drive down some steps and park in the lake.